Why we need to bring dinosaurs back

Dinosaurs.The most magnificent and beautiful beings to grace this Earth. And with science, we can bring them back. As everyone knows, dinosaurs died 65 million years ago. According to top scientists from many universities, that is a lot of years. We don’t like to give dinosaurs much credit but if they were around today, we sure as heck wouldn’t be. Studies show that every human being on Earth likes “Jurassic Park,” even George Washington, the first woman to land on the sun. But what if “Jurassic Park” became reality? As seen in the modern world of science, The Lazarus Project of New South Wales University recently resurrected an extinct species of frog using related methods to those in “Jurassic Park:” embedding genetic material into a similar species. The modern dinosaurs -- birds -- would be perfect for breeding a dinosaur like the Velociraptor, or the Tyrannosaurus Rex (both highly overrated dinosaurs.) Paleontologist (dinosaur addict) Jack Horner allegedly says maybe we’d have dinosaurs as pets.“Maybe we’d have dinosaurs as pets,” Jack Horner says. “Heck yes,” say the people.You might ask “Why should we bring back dinosaurs?” Well, as the mythical Jeff Goldblum says, “God creates dinosaurs. God kills dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs.” Bringing back dinosaurs is obviously a sin, but that never stopped science, did it? Despite moral reasons, reviving the superior species would solve many global issues. It would end world hunger as dino breeding would be an excellent food source. It would solve spatial issues because nothing says population control like releasing a spinosaurus into a populated area. It would give us access to infinite fossil fuels because we no longer have to run our cars on dead dino carbons. These are some of the many steps we can take to solving global issues.Many also say that owning an Ichthyosaurus is a constitutional right, just as much as feeding your really annoying neighbors to your genetic abomination of a goldfish is definitely not a constitutional right. I mean how absolutely RADICAL would it be to own a chicken (a.k.a. a T-rex because that is one damn post-modern chicken.) Did dinosaurs really even die? Who is to say the Loch Ness Monster isn’t really a Plesiosaurus hiding its deep dark secret in the deep dark depths of the deep dark ocean? That would be a perfect genetic material source and I say we source all funding into this project instead of something dumb like the military or education. When dinosaurs become our teachers and soldiers, the United States will become an unstoppable force to be reckoned with. Long story short it is totes scientifically plausible that dinosaurs will come back with a vengeance and completely WRECK the planet with their vicious faces and we can do nothing but embrace our deserved timely demise at the hands of the superior species… Dinosaurs.