Surviving the Discovery Building 101

Hawene Alomayehu, Staff Writer

With the opening of the Discovery Building, students have entered the lion’s den and only the strongest will make it through. Below is a list of things to remember, be careful, this is a game for the fittest.

Tip #1: Be prepared! Don’t forget your large puffer jackets, the rooms are below freezing and require full coverage at all times!

Tip #2: Wear your hazmat suits before going into the bathroom, the sinks have stopped working. Beware of the germs and keep yourself safe!

Tip #3: Run, when the fire alarm goes off! A plague has taken over and the zombie apocalypse has started. 

Tip #4: If there is no parking outside, feel free to park your car in the cafeteria, the garage doors will let you in! Make room for others as well! 

Tip #5: BYOB: Bring Your Own Boots! The giant steps of Discovery might trip others but not you! 

Tip #6: Be on the lookout for the golden megaphone. Legend says it can be spotted in the cafeteria wielded by Dr. Antonio Shelton.

Tip #7: If you want to escape the chaos, slip into the bathroom to enjoy the sweet smell of nicotine. Flavors range from mango to cotton candy. 

This map of the Discovery Building highlights all of its important features.

Art by Ella Rose

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