Label This

Labels. They’re important. No, I’m not talking about labeling people, although that’s fun too. I am referring to the art of labeling your binders, books, pets, and what not with pens, stickers, post-its or other forms of identification. Imagine for a second a world without labels. You could walk into the house and mistake your bleach for orange juice, and then die. If you are unpopular, maybe you should try purchasing a label-maker! All of your friends will want a personalized label, and before you know it you would be the talk of the school*. Without labels, there would be mayhem in the streets, people not knowing which car was theirs, which home was theirs, or even which children were theirs (well, they may be able to deduce which child was theirs, but there is no way of knowing for sure). Innocent students without clearly labeled binders could have theirs accidentally switched with their friend’s resulting in an inability to turn in their homework, resulting in a lower grade that would mess up their concentration during their next test, which they would then fail, causing their average to go down and their parents to yell at them, and then they would just die. Labels are important. I don’t know how one could live without them…Taylor D'AndreaNews Editor