A letter from our former Editors-in-Chief
601 Pico Blvd. Santa Monica, CA 90405
Dear The Samohi:
We regret to inform you that we are officially resigning as Co-Editors-in-Chief of The Samohi. Please accept this letter as the official conclusion of our employment, effective immediately. It is with great sadness and sorrow that we must turn our backs on this opportunity. However, new, and better, opportunities have arisen, although we will miss the friends we have made along the way. With that said, we are grateful for the time we have spent with the paper, but not that grateful.
I, Erkki Forster, am announcing the start of my journey as the eighth member of BTS. And you something that was about somebody and in which ladies how do you how do I get for Samo. You know –– light work.
I, Mallory North, am officially departing from the staff of The Samohi, as I have been recruited as a steamed milk taste-tester for an undisclosed, multi-billion dollar coffee company that may or may not have a green logo featuring a mermaid… *cough* Starbucks *cough*... even though I prefer The Coffee Bean. As some may already know, the spot for my signature choice of beverage is very exclusive, and can only be held by the best. As a steamed milk connoisseur myself, I had no choice but to take the job when it was offered to me as “the only person, over the age of two, who has ever ordered steamed milk at Starbucks.”
Your former Editors-in-Chief,
Best wishes and good luck,
We will miss you,
Erriki Forrester and Malllory South
