Kanye, please never ever ever make an album again!!!

Aili Forster, Staff Writer

Written by: SAVEKANYE2022

The moment I heard about the announcement that Kanye West’s new album “Donda 2” would be released through this stem player, I rushed downstairs to my laptop and bought the device. My girlfriend was not so happy with me since I spent the next week’s food money, but anything for my boy Kanye right? Hahahahaha she still isn’t talking to me lol. 

The stem player allows you to break a song into different “stems” like bass, drums, vocal, etc. Of course, I prefer the vocal stem which I use to slow down and reverb Kanye’s beautiful voice. Being an experienced kids’ birthday party DJ, I have always dreamt of owning a small device that lets me remix any song I want, especially one that allows me to only make four adjustments! I’ve seen some people call the limited range of uses for this product “pointless” but I think it is more “minimalistic.” They are just haters. 

My only complaint is that at one point, the stem player started screaming at me in the voice of Kanye, but maybe that’s one of the functions of the product!

Releasing this album and product at the same time as his Netflix documentary AND divorce is a brilliant business strategy. It has also allowed Kanye to officially enter his “clown era,” as some call it.  Personally, the idea that I have to pay $200 just to listen to an album that would usually be on any music streaming platform is simply amazing and only further proves the genius of Kanye. Kanye is a true business man!

This is why Kanye West is better than Taylor Swift.