HOTLB: What's your favorite ice cream flavor?

I hit the lunch benches last week to hear from real Samo students to settle once and for all that age old question: What’s the best ice cream flavor? Is it chocolate? Vanilla? Pistachio? Those creamy desserts may be cold, but this “scoop” is anything but. It's Hot Off The Lunch Benches™ with Joe Wickline.  “There’s a reason nobody wants to talk to you outside of class. I’m not doing your stupid survey.”—Carol Zhukovsky“You’re the guy who pissed himself in APES last week, right?” (Writer’s note: I’m not)—Lou Wang“Oh my God, what is that smell? Is that you? It’s coming from your backpack! Do you have a dead animal in there? Go away!”—Elaine Vanderlach“Mmmh mmmh MMMH. I love me some pistachio ice cream!”—Benny Gunderson“You’re a unique kind of pathetic where I don’t pity you. Not even a little bit. I just kinda wanna see you trip over your own feet and break a tooth.”—Chad Abercrombie“I’m your editor, idiot! You can’t survey me for this. How do you constantly fail at the most basic tasks?”—Lea Yamashiro“Is... is that a raccoon paw sticking out of your backpack? Why? Where did you get a dead raccoon? How can you possibly be content with who and what you have become?”—Amelia Vasquez“I'll be honest, Joe—painfully honest. I'm ashamed to call you my son. Your greatest achievement to date is some insignificant little survey in a school newspaper that nobody reads? About ice cream? You're a complete disappointment. You always have been and you always will be. Also, I'm more of a frozen yogurt guy.”—Matt WicklineConclusion: Well, the VOTES ARE IN! With a whopping <2> votes, chocolate ice cream reigns supreme! And if anybody wants to hang out, come talk to me! I’m free pretty much whenever.